A lawyer married a woman who was married 6 times. On the wedding night, in the hotel room, the bride said:
-Darling, please be polite. I'm still a virgin! ! !
Surprisingly, she got married 6 times after all, and the groom asked her to explain.
-My first husband is a psychologist, he just wants to talk about sex.
-My second husband is a gynecologist. He just wanted to see this place,
- My third husband is a stamp collector. He just wanted to lick it;
- My fourth husband is a sales manager. He said he knew he had this product, but he didn't know how to use it;
-My fifth husband is an engineer. He said he understands the basic procedures, but it takes 3 years to research, implement and create usage methods;
-My sixth husband is a support analyst. After reading it, he said these clips were perfect, but he didn't know why the system didn't work.
-That's why I'm now married to a lawyer. - because I? —— Said the lawyer.
-Because I believe you can fuck me.
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